If you have ever asked yourself, “Self, why would I date a math major?” — well, worry no longer! I have your answer!!
It’s because when you need a ruler in order to finish an organic chemistry lab, they will have one. Specifically, they will have one small enough to measure your TLC plate. And it will come in a set. Plus, it will have both a pen AND a pencil for those days when you absolutely must have both; just one or the other won’t do. AND it has a compass.
Obviously that’s why one would date a math major. Oh, and maybe because he makes me very happy 🙂