I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

“You do you, Boo, just don’t do it next to me.”

“Have standards higher than your heels.”
“I have no standards!”
“…only flats for you.”

“I know people.”

“Baby boomers must like their eggs runny.”

“He’s so not gay. Look at his socks.”

*loud crash*
“Pretend I did that really cool.”

Oh the words of wisdom that spout from the mouths of my roommates.

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